Pregnant Complaining Only 9 Weeks to Go Till Labor Cupacakeus

Third trimester, 31 weeks pregnant and only 9 weeks to go till I go into labor. My bumps tightening and stretching, my back is hurting, my feet are swollen, the constant kicking in my ribs, I just can't get comfortable and the fatigue, don't get me started on complaining about my fatigue. Well, it's all here, I'm sitting completely naked as I cant even wear bra anymore due to the discomfort, and I'm going to complain to you the whole time about my pregnancy.