POV human ashtray

I've always wanted a human ashtray and I think you'll be perfect for it! It's a very simple job, even someone as dumb as you could do it. Just kneel where I tell you and keep your mouth open. I'll use you as long as I like and as much as I like as I smoke, blow it into your face, and tell you how dumb you are. If you do a good job, I'll keep using you, but if you don't... I don't keep thrashing around.