I can't believe nothing fits me!

I've been dreading this moment. I have a function to go to tomorrow. I'm going to have an interesting time putting together an outfit that actually fits me.I've gained at least ten pounds since the holidays.Almost all my fat goes to my midsection.I've got love handles & so many jiggly blubber rolls.On top of that I'm getting my time any day so I'm feeling extra bloated.So fat & bloated. I start to button down a dress & it's super tight around my tummy.I just bought this two months ago! This sucks. Off it goes. I try on my Joe's jeans.I fight to get these jeans on. It's such a struggle! I attempt to tuck in my belly fat but it's not working. I'm busting out! This is so not cute. Each time I try on another pair of pants I get more desperate for them to fit. I pull, tug & stretch the fabric. It doesn't help! I've gotten so fat! I keep trying pants & tops but the more I try on the more frustrated I get. Omg, I want to scream. I have no idea what I'm wearing tomorrow. I'm screwed...