Oh, babe! Why are you always staring at me while I am brushing my hair?! I am trying to get ready for my shift at the strip club & I am brushing my hair so it is all soft & straight. OMG! You really just wanna stare while I brush my hair?! Okay then! I'll just keep brushing away while you just sit & watch. I even take the nasty hair wads off my hair brushes & show them off to you just to try & gross you out so you stop watching me brush my hair so much! Okay fine! Keep watching as I brush away!