Step-son punished for asking out a girl - Part 1 - OTK paddling

My stepson came home from college in tears today! I tried to offer comfort and ask him what is wrong. But he told me that he asked out a girl and is sad because he rejected her in front of all her friends. I honestly can't take Kitten's side with this one. I slap him and tell him he should've listened to me when I told him what would happen if he ever tried to ask out a girl. All women hate him because he is ugly, weak and stupid. He deserved to be made a laughingstock. He keeps weeping as I tell him to take off his clothes. I need to punish him for getting the idea in his little head that he could ever have a real relationship. I bend him over my knee and get out my paddle. I spank him relentlessly while making him apologize for bothering a girl who is way out of his league. I make him admit that he will be alone forever and swear that he will never speak to another girl ever again. I tell him that women hate how short and weak he is. That they use him for their own benefit