I'll have you for thanksgiving

My sorry ass roommate, you been waiting for Thanksgiving all year and I did not get a turkey. I did not get a turkey because you are fucking pathetic and unmanly. I am starving though and I guess I'll have you instead for Thanksgiving. I snap like Thanos and shrink your ass down to a small inch. Guess now your ass looks appetizing. I carry you and put you close to my mouth and make you see up close where you will go: my mouth. Look at my uvula or tonsils pulsate like crazy as I am hungry for you. Feel fear as you see it and excitement as I lick you and make you soft for going down my throat. Best Thanksgiving ever but not for you roommate!!!