College ghoul temptress

I know you want to be just like me, spooky, cute, adored... Popular in fact... You'll never get that, but if you listen really close, perhaps you might be awarded a spec of the adoration I get. But you have to listen, do as I say, do as I do and pledge yourself to me, don't ever question me no matter how much I humiliate you, you're my little charity case and I' just doing this to help you, so you should be grateful!