Watching tv with Nora is a dangerous activity

Queen Nora decided to watch some daytime television. Seems harmless enough. Except that she's... Well over 600 lbs. And wanted to have a skinny guy between her giant ass and the sofa. It's a very precarious position to find ones self in. It seems very appealing to the admirer of big women. All that softness and all those curves... just pressing into you. Then the full weight of the situation comes into focus, literally and figuratively. Before you know it, your lungs are deflated, you feel trapped, and you realize that you've given up total control to a woman that's two to three times larger than your standard NFL player. Yikes. And then you realize that when you tap for mercy, it's not as if she actually gets off. She simply shifts her giant body in one direction to uncover your face. Not as if you can suck oxygen in anyhow since she's still on your lungs and belly.