Facial for team's top spot

Coach, I really believe I should be given the top spot on this team... Please? You know how good I am! Everyone does. I'm so much better.. with my form, my stamina,.. my body can take a lot, Coach. Hey, I'm a good athlete and you know the starting position is going to spend a lot more time working with you. You want me around; you can't resist me. All I have to do is tease you with my feet. Hah! There's no holding back. You're going to unzip your pants and I'm going to get that starting spot!