Best thing cash can buy

Me! That is right, I see you out there as a fucking loser, going to work every day as if you have more worthy bills than me! How dare you go to work and not send it to me. There is something very seriously wrong with that! No other women do it for you as I do. I serve and please and keep you "hay" while she claims headache every night. So who deserves your cash. ME! Just have your company make the whole check out to me, and I will decide what you need! I have a whole list of changes you need to be making, to correct your user, greed, and behavior!