Home teaching stepmom - You won't be needing a pen & paper today sweetie but we will be using your penis and my vagina

College's going to be different today sweetie. Since stepmom is hometeachinging you, it's MY responsibility to educate you about sexual anatomy AND sexual intercourse. You won't need pen & paper but we ARE using your penis and MY VAGINA. We'll call it "Sex=Ed Lab". Lab is always hands-on. As I mentioned before, sexual relations should be with someone you love, trust & care about. Who better than with me, your stepmom. I'll explain all the parts then go upstairs for sexual intercourse. I'm not naive. You've searched this on the computer. You know what your penis is capable of doing, right? Vaginas have an important role too. Your penis ejaculates white gooey stuff called semen into a woman's vagina. ONE strong sperm out of millions gets her pregnant. It embeds into her egg which leads to reproduction. I can't wait to tell you more interesting facts. Today's class will be nothing short of erotic and profound...