Pitty date turns into SPH

Ohhh, no no, you had the wrong idea!! All the girls at work told me you were a sad little loner, and I decided to give you a chance. The running joke all over the office is you have the tiniest dick in the world. So here we are, me trying to make the best of it.. but you sure didn't prove anybody wrong! It's so pathetic, tiny worm dick! I can't stop looking at it. Put it away it's useless! Pitty date turned into shame for you!