You Really Are the Best Step-father-in-law feat. Sadie Holmes

Can you believe your step-son just up and left me after giving birth to your beautiful grand baby? It is incredibly generous of you and your wife to take us in even though you are only my parents by marriage. I'm not even sure how much longer I will be married to your step-son since he is the one who ran off to who knows where. I just felt you should know how much I genuinely appreciate you opening your home to me and the baby. Since I've lived here I have notices something about your life that I would like to address if you don't mind. I haven't heard any kind of noises coming from your bedroom, like ever. You know the kind of noises I am talking about, right? I haven't ever heard you and the wife having sex. I have also noticed that as soon as she leaves for her daily shopping sprees, you go directly to your bathroom and stay there for almost a half hour.