I'm extremely gassy today

I wear a pair of black tight jeans and a sexy belt with a shirt blouse and my night house slippers. I start cleaning my bedroom first and begin farting loudly. As I am cleaning my bedroom I start to unzip my jeans and unbuckle my sexy belt with the belt buckle hanging down my jeans while I am farting and farting. While cleaning my bedroom I sit on the bed with my legs spread wide open farting and farting. When I finish cleaning my bedroom I start to walk to my living room farting as I walk at the same time.  I am cleaning my living room and I begin farting non stop very long loud farts as my stomach is cramping badly after the food I ate. I stand in the middle of my living room for 10 minutes bending over farting non stop until my face start to turn red from all the loud farting.  Then I get back cleaning my living room and then all of sudden I let out another long fart and I say "OMG that was a long fart".