Don't get distracted by my long legs and feet

Whatcha doing down there? Are you looking at my giant feet? Gosh they're so huge! I'm so huge! I can't even fully fit into your view! So you get to watch my feet and my long, shapely legs, but you should be careful, don't fall too far under their spell because you never know what I might be up to, what my plans for your fate are while I have you distracted and fascinated by my huge feet!